It is that time again!

I have an appointment to get my teeth cleaned tomorrow.
I think we should all take out bets on what kind of hygenist they will have this time. This dentist office suprises me with someone new every time.
The last visit there was the soaker lady. As I sat there in the chair, being literally drenched by her little sprayer teeth cleaner thingy, I thought to myself... I wonder if this lady is some sort of spy who is suppose to pretend she is a hygenist... or ... if she was one of those people who got a job with a fake certificate off the internet. The little napkin they hook around your neck... well it just became a part of my outfit while I sat there. I was almost embarrased to leave because I looked like someone had spilled a cup of water all over me.
Then there was the lady from a few times ago. She was a nazi hygenist. I was suprised I still had teeth when she was done scraping them. My gums took months to heal after her brutal attack. It hurt so bad I had tears streaming down my face. She said "Oh, am I hurting you?" And I know she was laughing in her head I could see it with her eyes. I was afraid to go back to the dentist after that one.
I am hoping for what I consider a "normal" hygentists. They actaully clean your teeth without soaking you or scraping your teeth off. It still never feels good, but hey, it isn't a spa.